Happy Birthday George from BBC Tocasaid!

Or, alles Gute zum Geburtstag in your ancestral tongue.

It's been a while but what better occasion to take a break from the scorching Scotch summer than a royal birthday. It certainly takes the mind away from PRO-PUTIN SEPARATISTS er, our friend Israel bombing the fick out of families, children and hospitals in Gaza.

 Happy Birthday from all at BBC Tocasaid!