As we go to the polls with North Britain expecting a Labour meltdown, can you really get to the bottom of the enigma that is Jim Murphy? Is he a nice guy? Is he a nasty guy? Did he sniff glue? And, can he remember?
Now we, the once Labour-voting plebes, can join in the fun. What is true? What is fiction?
For added mystery, you can spin our Murphistory Quadruple Chance spin wheel!
So, get the family. Get their bahookies on those IrnBru crates (only provided with MPs' expenses) and play all night long! UHU too can be a Murphy!
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